grammar shark

a person who is irritating because they think they're smart just because they correct people.

Guy 1: your such a nerd dude!
Guy 2: don't you mean ''you're''?
Guys 1: Dude, don't be such a grammar shark!

by Tuuner November 1, 2022

Shark Finning

Verb
To swim backstroke with an erection.

'Did you see Ralph? He was totally Shark Finning it over that lifeguard.'Said Paul.

by SickyMike October 17, 2014

plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 14, 2010

Mud shark

A white woman who loves black men

Dude whitni is literally a mud shark. And she’s such an alcoholic too!

by GrandmaIHitABoulder March 1, 2022

Mud Shark

A white woman who only likes black dudes.

I heard Susan only like black guys, she's a mud shark.

by Goose Montana February 1, 2023

Carpet Shark

A dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score

That terrier is a real carpet shark. I dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

Salsa Shark

Term coined by randal in the movie clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a nacho point up in some salsa.

Da Duh Da Duh Da Duh, were gonna need a bigger boat!
man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, sharks in the salsa, our sharks, salsa sharks.

by Koko November 28, 2004