No Shit September

You wont.

Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit

by Big Large Green M&M with lung July 21, 2022

September 28

The day where meaning of life was born.
Otherwise known as Karla's birthday.
Make sure on this day you give all of your
money to this person for being a failed
plan b.

"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"

by bnn.mlk July 28, 2022

september and october

September and October are national Eve and Anna months. They own these months. If you have a birthday save it till November <3

“I cant belive it’s finally september and october! Its now national Eve and Anna month!”

by heartsforeve July 5, 2021

September 2

You should be very happy cos junkhooks b-d is on 9-1 and umm your a very lucky girl or boy you should be happy even If your not born on 2 Sep and you'll get rich and meet your idol very soon 55% chance

September 2 ppl are so lucku

by Its_me_♡♡ November 23, 2021

September 20

Hug or kiss a guy/girl day

Lexi-why is everyone giving me hugs and kisses

Josh-oh it’s September 20 aka national kissing/ hugging day

by Bbyme September 19, 2022

September 29

hug your bestie day!!

hey today September 29

by willywill_byers September 28, 2022

September 16

National ask your crush out day.

Friend: Hey Shkeisha isn’t that your crush.

Shkeisha: yea why?

Friend: Its September16 it’s go ask your crush out day.

Friend: go ask them out

September 16 is the day we’re all the lady’s/men ask out there crush

by www.bewhoyouareee🏳️‍🌈 September 15, 2021