September 5th

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022

September 7

Smack Devon Day
It’s time to smack Devon
He’s Mexican so slap him

You: Hey Devon
Devon: what

*slap*
September 7

by Devondamexican September 5, 2022

September 6

September 6 is national post your BOYFRIEND day

September 6th is A day were u can post you boyfriend and not get made fun of for it

by Yourdeadgoat September 5, 2022

September 9th

Kiss a lesbian with pink hair day

Basically someone should kiss me this Friday which is September 9th🧍🏽

by Your mom’s side hoe September 6, 2022

September 8

Give him/her a chance day

September 8 is the national chance day where you give him/her a chance with you.

by Tomas the dank engine September 6, 2022

September 12

People born on September 12 are the most perfect people to exist

"wow she is beautiful when is her birthday"

"September 12 ofc"

"That explains why she is perfect"

by Ryan silver September 7, 2022

September 16

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 9, 2022