Retard Off

The act of screaming the word retard at the top of your retarded lungs, while trying to be retardedly obnoxious. The most retarded retard wins the retard off...retards.

James: REEEEEEEEEtard! (drools)

Austin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard!!!!!

James: Aww shucks you win the retard off...Austin, you're so much better than me...you have all the elements of a good retard-offer.

by J&A April 8, 2008

Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

Biden retard

1. A Biden retard is someone who loves that mentally ill bastard

2. Biden is retarted. He can't tell the difference between a hurricane and a tornado.

LGBTQ satanist: BIDEN 2020 WOOOOH

Me: Biden retard

by Skyrim550 April 14, 2022

bee stung retard

moving with extreme quickness, as if trying to escape grave danger. derogitory

when his new grille came in, Nelly drove to the jewelry store like a bee stung retard.

by Cpt. Morgan January 22, 2006

retardation sauce

a person who is acting stupid or retarded.

Sam your retardation sauce.

by Samsamsammmm March 15, 2009

The retard

The retard is a rare off breed of the homosapian it has many suicidal and homophobic tendencies they often make their nests in gay stripper bars

Yo I saw a the retard in the woods when I was huntin

by Niglet GOD April 12, 2017

Retard

A retarded person who uses capital letters at the start of every word.

I Am Retarded Because I Type Like This.

by t-dubbya January 10, 2010