A large fecal particle, commonly described as "poop", that is quickly released from the anal cavity and shot out as if it were a cannonball. This can sometimes cause a sense of shock and quick sense of pain to the rectum.

Can easily create a large blast of water to the shooter's anus. Usually recognized by it's appreciable "ploop" sound.

John Doe: "I was really turtle necking that shit and when I finally got to the bowl I just poop shotted that little bastard right out of my ass."

Poop Shot by Sebastianave January 11, 2012

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Poop Dealer

That one guy that is amazing in every way

Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!

Poop Dealer by Garea August 1, 2019

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Poop Check

When you go to the bathroom and you check to see how much poop is on your piece of toilet paper from the first wipe, so you can determine how many more times you need to wipe.

*In head*

This piece of toilet paper doesn't have any poop on it.

Looks like I poop checked for nothing

Poop Check by A Platypus August 7, 2009

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poop paralysis

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

poop paralysis by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010

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