My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019

pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.

Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.

by TheOnlineGexMaster July 14, 2024

Pony

Another word for a Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt.

Damn, that's a nice pony you got on there!

by Mr.Polo_ June 15, 2011

side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick

Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.

Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.

by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024

Steam Pony

Raw dogging it in a steam room.

Hey I don’t have condoms so let’s steam pony after our workout.

by LlamasGalore November 13, 2019