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Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex 

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

Among us gyat pumpkin

It’s a pumpkin shaped like an among us character with gyat
There is an among us gyat pumpkin

Upside Down Pumpkin 

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.
I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.
Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

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carving the pumpkin by Damon K. October 21, 2025

Chili In a Pumpkin

“At eight months pregnant and sprinting to the bathroom for the third time, she sighed and said, ‘Yep… it’s officially chili in a pumpkin.’”
Chili In a Pumpkin by ClemDawg February 17, 2026