pick-up god

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.

"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"

by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014

gorilla picking

The act of going into a forest to look for naturally growing cannabis plants, in hopes of obtaining free bud. Whatever is found is usually low quality, except for a rare few exceptions.

John: Hey pablo, i'm out of weed, can you spare a few grams?
Pablo: Hell no, you want free weed, you can take your ass gorilla picking!

by The informative one May 1, 2014

pick

a pick(like a comb)-for boys or girls with a afro or high top-usually used by black boys

yo can i use your pick my hair is nappy asf.

by willll May 18, 2014

picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.

As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.

by Sexydimma September 23, 2014

fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.

I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...

by scizoroark October 26, 2014

the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014