bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 07, 2013

Garbgombgo Bean

It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma

"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"

by Galactic927 May 12, 2020

bean play

noun, When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles your nads in a soft, caressing manner.

When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.

by Rhett Perry December 11, 2007

Bean Flickr

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation for a female.

"Wow girls did you see that man? He is going into my Bean Flickr"

by Kiersuk January 16, 2012

bean folder

Woman's version of a spank bank.

Girrrrrrl, did you see that hotty he's going in the bean folder.

by Tfittz/iinventedbeanfolder December 15, 2015

aiden bean

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018

Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock

“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean

by XxmonkeymanxX December 18, 2022