bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 07, 2013

Garbgombgo Bean

It's a garbanzo bean with mild brain trauma

"Hey man you ever eaten a garbgombgo bean?"
"No you retarded fuck, they don't fucking exist"

by Galactic927 May 12, 2020

Anto bean

Anto bean is the number one punter in edenmore some reports claim he buys up to 12 bags of rock a day

Any tobbaco fora joint lads
No anto beans around the corner ask him bro

by John 000 January 25, 2020

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 09, 2011

Bean Effect

The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.

“He’s got a girlfriend.. why can’t I stop fw him??” “Because luh shawty das da bean effect”

by Can I hit your alto? August 06, 2021

lidl beans

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

by Cacker Man October 27, 2013

Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it

*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"

by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019