Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

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Fifth Floor Phenomen

It is a commonly understood fact that in a typical college dorm building, not the amish ones of course, that the fifth floor is the best, most sociable level. These students on such floor typically become best friends, spend every waking hour in each other's rooms, and congregate in the halls during hours when congregation isn't usual. In the more bizarre scenarios, there is one student on this floor that goes to each and every door and irritates the shit out of the floormates, because they can't the thought of spending a second alone in their own room.

Wow, I can't believe how nice your friends are. Where are they from? They are on the fifth floor of this building; that really does play into the fifth floor phenomenon huh?

by chickennuggylover September 25, 2022

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Floor

Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.

You are so hot, you must be a Floor.

That girl has such a pure heart, such a Floor.

by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018

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