smoke-grenade

A one night stand that you meet using the website Plenty of Fish (POF). The origin of this term comes from the similarities between the sound of a smoke-grenade (poffff) and the acronym POF. Also, a one night stand is expected to clear out in a relatively short amount of time, much like a smoke-grenade.

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much man. I'm about to go meet up with this smoke-grenade I've been talking too."

by skwarekneedles September 27, 2013

Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)

by Husky Bear September 14, 2009

Smoke a Fag

To smoke a cigarette (British)

To kill a Thumb in butt(American)

I really hate homosexuals. Let’s go smoke a fag.

by Calvinisagayassnigga February 13, 2019

Smoke a Blunt

Kottonmouth Kings lyrics. Yeeeeeea.

"My wife left me, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!!"

"On trial for possession, gotta SMOKE A BLUNTTTT!!!"

"Cops searching the car, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!"

by E.J. Martella September 14, 2004

smoked out

to be good or done smoking weed.... rare in most experienced potheads....

(me)...here hit this blunt of citrus dro man....
(novice smoker)..nah man im smoked out
(me)...pussy..

by drtysouth February 1, 2005

smoke thirty

The time of day that signifies it's time to go outside and have a cigarette break (or alternatively, time to smoke a joint), usually taken at the bottom half of the hour.

To indicate to someone you wish to take a smoke break, you would typically peek your head in their office, and go "smoke thirty" to which you both hobble outside, have a cigarette and muse about how much you hate you fucking job.

Ben: Hey man, what time is it?
Dave: Ten til smoke thirty.

by cheeriomcmuffin April 5, 2009

smoke a brick

1. Consume large amounts of cocaine.

2. Kill someone with down’s syndrome.

1. Y’all tryna smoke a brick today?

2. I was sick of the annoying mental illness lobbyists, so I smoked a brick.

by ligmaballs689 September 25, 2019