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American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information
Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"
by Wellitywell January 14, 2015
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American Tuxedo

Much like the Canadian Tuxedo, the American Tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. Recommended accessory: flag pin.
Billybob: That a mighty fine American Tuxedo Bubba.

Bubba: Why thank you BB you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.
by lovefro November 22, 2013
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american macaron

A vagina in yoga pants, especially colorful yoga pants. A reference to the colorful french cookie that looks very similar.
I went to yoga in the park, but showed up late. It was beautiful seeing all those American macarons saluting the sky.
by faireOwl April 23, 2015
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American Refugee

A person from the USA and lives in the USA that goes around working on people all the time, stays around churches, social service offices, and the downtown areas. Working on people non-stop when they're not around until they get their way with them. note: often into various urban guerrilla type survival skills.
I didn't know the extent of my mother being able to cause me chaos, until I realized she's an american refugee starting an urban war for me.
by kipatello October 5, 2016
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American Fries

Referred to as simply just "fries", America has won again in stealing one's heritage.
"I love me some American Fries"

-Donald Trump
by SpockBlocker October 28, 2016
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american paintjob

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight
by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 17, 2017
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Undead american

The true way of defining people from undead desent for decades these people were oppressed by the american human race they were called sulred like the Z word or the W word (zombies,walkers) but no more of this tiriny from now on people from the human race should only use the word undead american if they want to aviod showing prejutice.
Tim: I like jim to bad he is a zombie

Pam: that is very racist of you Tim

Tim:sorry is there another word I can use that avoids prejutice

Pam:yes you can call him and people like him undead american
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