Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.

a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.

by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007

on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.

Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.

by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013

Dolphin shit

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing

Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.

by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018

Shit on the marble

There is a trouble waiting ahead, and you know it's almost happening. It is common phrase used by American expats living in Europe.

When caught on camera cheating with another girl, Christopher knew there was shit on the marble.

by Sunlightfromthecandle August 9, 2018

Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.

Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!

by Franchino May 24, 2017