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L Nerd

A way to describe someone who always takes the L; a supreme loser
"Damn, JakenBakeLIVE is such an L Nerd"
by veggiezr4eatin July 8, 2021
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nerd thighs

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.
"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"
by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017
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Nerd five

Nerd five is like a regular high five, only with a jump. While high-fiving you need to scream "boyia" and jump up in the air (both people at the same time). This kind of high five occures when you both have bought/done/achieved something awesome.
Eks. You and a friend just bought the same game and are very excited about playing toghet, then you proceed to jump in the air and do a Nerd five.
by Islandfarm March 5, 2012
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nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.
After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.
by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021
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ed-nerd

a person who became obsessed with Twilight series after the premiere of of the movie.
Twitchers: I'm reading Twilight.
Toad: You ed-nerd
by THE Rainbow Tree January 26, 2009
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Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.
Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall
by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010
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Greasy Nerd

A person who spends all day playing video games and never leaving their bedroom. Therefore accumulating large amounts of grease because they don't wash.
The person who killed me on Call of Duty is a fat Greasy Nerd
by Steve Morison May 9, 2018
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