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nerd thighs

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.
"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"
by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017
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L Nerd

A way to describe someone who always takes the L; a supreme loser
"Damn, JakenBakeLIVE is such an L Nerd"
by veggiezr4eatin July 8, 2021
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Sock Nerd

One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.
"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"
by JohnnieWalkingsticks June 26, 2009
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Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.
Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall
by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010
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Nerd Pouch

A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.

The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.

Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
by FalconDEW December 15, 2010
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Nerd Appeal

The attractiveness that one may have for being intellectual. Characterized by goofy but cute looks, off-beat interests, above average intelligence, and a sweet and caring personality. A sense of attractiveness which is derived chiefly from personality and less from aesthetics.
"Hey Lafonda...that boy know all about politics!"

"Aw and with his cute little smile...what nerd appeal!"

"That boy in our economics class has some serious nerd appeal."

"I know right?! He gets 100% in our class...and he totally held the door for me the other day."
by WordWoman! June 7, 2011
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Nerd Vision

The condition following an unusually lengthy exposure to textbook study.
NOTHING looks good right now dude, I've got nerd vision...
by Sum1else September 24, 2006
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