mullet toll

A fee charged by persons giving a mullet haircut to either an willing recipient or an involunary victim of mulletcide.

Miss Vicky charged a hefty mullet toll after her shameless act of mulletcide.

by Isolda August 9, 2006

mulletcorn

a unicorn with a mullet

Person 1: Did us see that mulletcorn?

Person 2: You mean the unicorn with a mullet?

by johnnymokmok October 2, 2007

Mullet man

Anybody who has any mullet type as a hair style.

MAN 1

Shut up, check it out.

MAN 2

What!

MAN 1

The Mullet man.

(Depending on the style of the Mullet there will be some type of background music playing. e.g Hard Rock, Hill Billy, Rod Stuart. )

by hitwenty July 11, 2010

mullicking

It's an inaction verb. To stand in such close proximity that the person is unable of function.

Brian couldn't work because I was mullicking him

by Bucky Felini March 8, 2011

Mulling

To be filled with such extreme rage that you begin to cry.

Look at him he’s absolutely mulling.

by Tiarnan101 June 12, 2020

proto-mullet

The mullet being an intelligent (but simple) life-form, a proto-mullet is a very simple (protean) mullet.

Paul Weller circa 1978
Paul Gray (Eddie & the Hotrods) circa 1977

by Ruggles Rugulatum November 11, 2003

Shelbi Mullen

An extremely ecstatic/happy/attractive/social description for a person. Someone who is extremely happy, has a lot of friends, is very attractive, or just enjoyable to be around

Man, that guy is so damn excited, she's like Shelbi Mullen excited!

Holy crap that girl is HOT, she's freaking Shelbi Mullen hot!

Hey, I like your friend, she's very Shelbi Mullen-like

by Detchro July 13, 2010