max mcloy

a sick bastard that likes to circomcise cats with a rusty scalpel

by kuju October 8, 2003

max ammo

What you say when you need the odds to be in your favor

You:You're never gonna win the lottery
Me: Max Ammo!
Me:*wins lottery*

by Real_River_Child February 22, 2017

Max L's

Maximum losses. When the amount of L's (losses) being taken is more than the usual. Anytime something occurs that is unusually tragic or painful to watch. Coined by disenfranchised American sailors onboard amphibious class ships.

Mac's pregnant baby momma gave him Chlamydia which he gave to his wife. Mac is taking max L's.
"Your boy Jay got into a car accident in his new beamer after he found out his grandma died. I feel bad for that guy i feel like he's always taking max L's."
"Hey bro, i think i got the HIV from that hooker."
Bro: "Max L's"

by MaryMatician July 14, 2017

max rat

Ugly thing

That "Max Rat" is fugly.

by Maxyyy Rat June 22, 2017

max schmidt

Max Schmidt is a kid from belgium known as a player who pulls hot emo bitches and rawdogs them in a forest

Big Tiddy Emo : hey max schmidt i love you , ur so hot omg please dog me in a forest

Max : ok (rizz)

by xxWicked August 26, 2022

Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.

I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.

by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020

pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.

*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"

by akchubbs March 4, 2019