mason

a tall skinny lookin bitch. has a perm and gets no girls they just play him and flirt with him cus they r horny and bored. Looks like he got dirt all over his face and has dirty fingers nails cus he don’t shower or wash his musty crusty hands. Has a 2 inch dick and sticks it in soap in the shower when he showers every 2 times per month. Mason has a flat ass and he loves to get fucked in the ass 247. mason has a flat ass mason has a mustache mason has big flabs. he’s so skinny his skeleton shows. He sits on the game and shits and pisses himself when he’s on the game and so when you walk in his house it smells like shit+piss. Thank you!

Don’t be a mason

“My dick fell off”

“Fuck me in the ass daddy”

by Furry she wolf November 14, 2021

mason wolf

A hot sexy boy who gets all the ladies and doesn't know how to play guitar or football.

Mason Wolf is so bad at football and somehow gets all the ladies.

by Mason Wolf April 18, 2017

Mason, OH

A school filled with weird chicks who do color guard. However, they aren't middie misters.

Hey, you met that DG girl from mason, oh?
Ya, she's a trouble maker.
Hey bro can I hit your vape?
Nah man it's almost out.
You're chilling I'll just get a pledge.
Thanks man Powers been chiefnn' my shit.
Fuck TP.
Wanna shotty?
FS bro bro. C U @ the darty.

by notingreeklife420 March 19, 2022

Mason Jones

A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K

Mason Jones should date someone who’s name starts with K or Z

by CHEEEEEEEEEEESE TOUCHHHHHHHG May 18, 2022

Mason

Outstanding chap, has very uncontrollable muscle spasms but usually a powdered donut can calm him down.

He takes his work very seriously and if you should be the one to get in his way lord have mercy.

Bulking season for Mason is around April and May.

He’s great with the ladies, and the men.

Mike: “Is that Mason?”
Michael: “Shut the fuck up Mike”
Girtha: “Is that Mason?”
Michael: “Goodness me, it is Mason!!!!” *Kicks Mike in the chin*

by JoeRichardson.store April 27, 2022

Mason

A horrible middle-eastern origin chav that films white teenagers like Purple Aki whenever they see them. They also hang around with older people, and gang up on people, they call anyone's transportation items rubbish

'You've got a fanny bike! (Whips phone out
'Fuck off, Mason.'

by шиншилла March 6, 2022

David Lee Mason

This is mainly for my brother for when he says, "I didn't ask."
He asked last week, and I have proof....
It's on the internet now and you're looking at it.

Me: "David come look at this"
David: "Did I ask?"
Me: "yes"
David Lee Mason asked

by Hey It's that one guy October 2, 2022