uganda log jammer

When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.

I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.

by sheentuff November 8, 2017

Night-Time Log

Having a boner when you go to sleep

“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”

by P3MN15 May 6, 2021

Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.

Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.

by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022

smog on my log

when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.

"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"

ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."

by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022

Jasmin+LOg=emo

A emo girl who wants to kill herself.
She prides herself in riding Gage

Ugh it is Jasmin+Log=emo

by Keyple March 16, 2022

Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

by Chaseroonee July 15, 2015

gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

by XxRedxX May 28, 2023