when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.
"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
by Xagrono povicidus December 09, 2022
To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".
by Randall Evanston August 28, 2015
by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019
Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
by Skeetwood Mac February 06, 2018
by RodneyRUX March 15, 2019
When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
by Neutered Chimp February 09, 2021
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
by shovel breaker January 15, 2022