jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.

We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

Felix jordan

Has a very small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023

jordan rodgers

A thot. Someone who is the most basic

Jordan Rodgers is a thot

by I Love Jesus Mucho April 20, 2018

jordan benton

A socially retarded dumbass.

That dude is pulling a Jordan Benton. We better pop him.

by Qwertyuioplajd February 12, 2018