the equivalent of Pwned.
by JJ Fisher and Nate Kaiel November 07, 2010
by Awkwardturtlee September 06, 2011
The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.
by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 12, 2023
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 27, 2011
by PanisCupcake February 17, 2014
When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018