The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods December 08, 2015
jesse is a pretty common name tbh, but if you ever breathe the same air as him you should be thankful, thankful that his girlfriend, delaney, hasn’t killed you yet.
by alexandria <33 July 07, 2021
The most cute, adorable couple you will ever meet! They will definetly be the life of the party and make any special moment a time to remember. They will forever & always be together
Who are they?
That's “Jesse And Chantelle”
That's “Jesse And Chantelle”
by Jesse’sgirl1416 November 24, 2021
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He is the type of man who will never make you doubt your self worth he will always want to make you happy and treat you to your favourite things. He knows that making you happy is one of the things he enjoys getting to do, he’ll be there to wipe your tears away and give you attention when your upset. He’s the type of boyfriend that is sweet,kind,genuine, loving,funny,smart and very special. He would give anything to see you smile when your happy or upset. He can’t imagine his life without you because with you by his side he feels like he can do anything by having you. He definitely can make your day better with him being around you, his company feels like home and when I’m with him there’s no place I’d rather be than in his arms. He’ll be there when you need him and sometimes he can be crazy and a lot but he’s definitely a keeper and he’s mine Forever & Always♡
He is The love of my life and he is one of a kind in my eyes and he’s my whole world. He’s definitely a Jesse <3
by Jesse’sgirl1416 November 23, 2021
Sexiest girl out there. Good at anything especially head. Personally you should get yourself a Jess Gray because theyre so amazing. Best girls out there.
by SHODHDKDJSJJDJFIDI May 20, 2021