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Jake the Snake

One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."
by asdfdf September 4, 2006
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jake paul

a hot headed idiot who got fired from disney because he fucking sucks, the only reason he's famous is because of his brother.
girl: what kind of snake is that?
guy: no that's jake paul
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jake paul

Person 1: how u doing jake paul
Person 2: hey dont call me a fag
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Jake Paul

Satan 😈
Damn jake Paul is satan
by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017
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jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin
by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010
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Putting The Jake On

Calling the cops.
I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.
by RedRibbonSword September 18, 2010
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Jake Paul

"Man, don't be a Jake Paul. We all know how it feels" - Team 10
by xGhastly27 August 4, 2017
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