jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined

look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!

by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024

Jaded

Tainted

She was "jaded" by her upbringing to think all men were abusive.

by Dayimaan September 22, 2023

Jaded

Being ganked by 4 or more enemies in a single lane, most commonly while pushing lane, or having most objective damage in deadlock

Why am I getting Jaded? There's like 4 guys on me

by Wabssnr September 26, 2024

Jaded

Some random Genderfluid moron who is overly sappy about like one thing and dead inside about everything else

Damn jaded is really obsessing over that scooter

by “Cheese” -James may 2020 November 21, 2021

jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito

You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.

by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

Jade

A bad bitch with a phat ass

Damn she’s got a phattie, her names gotta be Jade

by Phatassbadie November 22, 2021