Irish curb stomp

(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)
" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"
by taylor lairsey September 08, 2006
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Irish Telegraph

How Irish tell each other they are pregnant: drinking less.
Maureen, You're on tha wagon, are ye? I know an Irish telegraph when I receive one, you flapper!
by moreff November 08, 2011
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irish smokeout

Anally molesting a person that passes out after smoking good weed on St. Patrick's day.
Carlos and Geo ran an irish smokeout on Jeremy last St Patty's Day. Jeremy couldn't walk for days.
by Guido20 March 12, 2010
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Irish Screwdriver

A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y
Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!
by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006
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irish dollar

the cost of something that was free, and most likely stolen to attain
Q) How much was that new PSP you got there?

A) Cost me an irish dollar, nicked it pulling handles down the cinema.
by Panama Pat April 27, 2011
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Northern Irish Cardio

Northern Irish Cardio, is what happens when a member of The Irish Republican Army (I.R.A.) throws a molotov cocktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.
Murphy: Hey Sullivan where ya going lad?

Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.

Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.
by Mr. Cannonball Jones July 06, 2012
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Irish Flu

The ailment one suffers on March 18th after properlyly celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Anyone of Irish descent may also use the term to denote a hangover on any day of the year.
Seamus: Ugh, I was out drinking Guinness until the wee hours. I think I'll call in with the Irish Flu today.
by robbie vienna March 18, 2009
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