Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.
I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.
by thepoodlebites February 24, 2009
Get the Fire Taintmug. When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.
Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire
by dictionarian September 24, 2013
Get the pissing on the firemug. A very large and ferocious storm that occurs once every apocalypse. Often involves the burning of flesh and the incineration of many if not all plant life.
by SolowingSilver October 19, 2009
Get the Fire Stormmug. by Anthony5344 June 16, 2017
Get the Fire alarmmug. A .php code for the whyte fire message boards that has been stolen and used for GameFAQs spinoffs 700 to 800 times.
by Mr Larson November 6, 2004
Get the Whyte Firemug. When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.
Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
by Erobica June 17, 2010
Get the Blind Firemug. a style of shooting in which the shooter holds down the trigger and uses the blade of their hand to rapidly fire a revolver, usually resulting in bullets everywhere and the shooter lopking completly badass
by datboi907 November 3, 2017
Get the fan firemug.