phone job

The act of a woman sexually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.

Tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! Thank you, baby.

You're welcome, Ryan.

by igknight333 October 16, 2011

phone fucked

Being shuffled around between operators, departments, etc...while on the phone. This is something that usually lasts more than 30 minutes including hold time.

Once again I was busy being phone fucked while trying to contact the department head, no one even thanked me.

by newcy July 11, 2009

phone slave

someone who CANNOT ignore a ringing telephone!!

ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!

john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

salty phone

to ejaculatecum on the ear listening part of the phone, and give it to a friend for use.

i totaly tricked reggie with the old salty phone yesterday, and he's totaly cheesed off.

by karen masters May 1, 2007

RE: PHONE

A satanic device of my own creation. Beginning as a Facebook PM to my close friends to inform them of my new phone number, it has evolved into an unnecessary, over-2000-replied message, repeatedly filling up the inboxes of those involved stupid enough to not turn off email alerts for PMs.

One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.

Lil' Dan: What!? I've got 89 new emails?!... goddamn that fucking RE: PHONE!

by strong badian January 13, 2009

phone stamina

How many times you let the phone ring before you pick it up.
Here are the ratings for it
(how many times you let the phone ring)->(event)

1-> you are very insecure
2-> 2 is your lucky number
3-> you are waiting for callers ID
4-> you like to let it ring a while
5-> you have trouble finding the phone
6-> you think its cool to let the answering machine pick it up

yo man, my girls phone stamina is like a 6, she hardly picks up

by cyberphunkisms April 18, 2006

Phantom Phone

When your Leg muscles spaz out making you think your cell phone is vibrating

hey man i think she is calling me back.....nope.... just phantom phone

by a-ric September 28, 2008