hoomemade gravy

A type of gravy, believed to be the greatest of all time.

You haven't lived until you've tried hoomemade gravy

by mgcg May 16, 2016

Foot gravy

The sticky foul smelling goo that sticks to your foot when wearing wearing birkenstocks in warm weather

It’s so hot out, I shouldn’t have worn my birkenstocks. I’ve got a mad case of foot gravy.

by Hippiebikeguy May 5, 2022

table gravy

The mixture of liquid and food waste on a table, fresh or dry. When dry it is often sticky.

Peter: "Aw man... someone left us some table gravy..."
Jimmy: "Eww... it's all dry too. No use trying to clean that up... Let's find another seat."

by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016

irish gravy

The result of a shart

There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it

by Yannicks puzzle January 29, 2021

Gravy boat

Cupping your hand under your butthole in the shower and farting in the water, then throwing it at someone.

You better stop playing or I’m gonna hit you with the gravy boat.

by BigPapaTFresh November 12, 2023

Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear April 4, 2012

Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 10, 2010