Eli

Eli Dinnal is a filthy nigger. He gets absolutely no hoes and has had no female interactions in his entire life. He loves soccer and is a super short midget. He is a bitch and has a humongous forehead that can fit an insane amount of knowledge but is still on the spectrum with autism. He is a millimeter defeter pecker and lasts approximately 3 seconds in bed.

Eli is a filthy nigger

by Zaza endeavor March 26, 2024

eli

eli is a bunny cumsponge that will literally bark for anything.

isnt that eli? you mean that bunny cumsponge??

by ursammichchhchc June 20, 2021

Elis

An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.

Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”

Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”

by Hot dilfs in ur area June 21, 2021

eli

(they/them) a very hot brit who is obsessed with fred weasley.

violet: eli is super hot.

by eliish0rny June 24, 2021

Elie

The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is tall, has brown hair, has color-changing eyes, and is extremely funny and hot. He will always make you smile and is the best friend and boyfriend ever. He is unique and charming and will always think of you.

Person 1: Why are you smiling so much?
Person 2: It's Elie, he sent me the sweetest message!

by hahasocks July 10, 2021