Eli

A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.

B: I'm sorry your with eli

A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"

by Taco6969765 September 12, 2022

Eli Davis

The name of a male that gets no bitches and is typically very sizable or overweight.

Guy 1: “did you see that guy just get rejected by that ugly girl?”

Guy 2: “yea that’s just Eli Davis”

by CrustyPitas August 9, 2022

Eli

The **most** loveable laugh. He is the one to grab anyones attention whether he tries or not.

“WOAH look there it’s Eli! I want to be with him so bad..”

by reallyendymion July 18, 2022

geri-eli

Strong, funny, independent pot head who can't play basketball or jump rope.

Why is Geri-Eli high again?

by Hahahahahahahhhh June 12, 2017