dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

by JoeDoh October 25, 2008

dookie

when a black man takes a dump its often referred to as a dookie

black girl 1: dam gurl jus took a fat azz dookie u smell dat ??
black professor 1: ehh babe make em say ughh ughhhh naw naw naw naw.

"She proceeds to change her pants"

by goldfireee August 21, 2011

jj dooby snack

slang term originated in norwalk CT, for a joint, and in some cases a joint

"Hey man, lets roll a fucking jj dooby snack"

by Rody November 4, 2004

dook

a large creamy substance that flows out the backside of all human beings and most animals. Usualy flows out in a shape that ends up looking like ice cream and/or frozen yogurt. Past tense= dump.

Jim-Bro, look at the size of that dook.
Bill- Whoa, that must have been a long dump.

by ChrisH_yo July 25, 2007

donky 515

Donky 515 a.k.a. I 0 W N D 1 or Will is a white ass fag who represents crips but if any member of the crip gang would see him would shoot him in the head. Also Iwis owns him

Omfg look its that noob Donky 515 shoot him!

by Iwis January 28, 2008

dook

1) Perrier
2) Whiskey
3) Any drink consumed straight from the bottle

origin: Dook is the sound effect used to indicate drinking in Tony Millionaire's comic strip Maakies.

They were out of the six packs of dook, so I got a glass one.

CVS charges like two bucks for a dook.

by don't be coy March 8, 2011

dookie law

tore up, ugly, should be ashmaed of yourself, out of tha ordinary

hey look at that girl right there ((Dookie Law))) whoa she messed up.

by ms. pimpinyou October 12, 2003