Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

Dirty Dublin

When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.

Guy 1: Hey why is your beard red?
Guy 2: Oh crap my girlfriend must of given me a dirty dublin.

by Waskar February 21, 2011

Dirty Khan

The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.

“I did the Dirty Khan on Tommy’s mom last night”

by mommy moment June 14, 2019

Dirty Giuliana

When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole

Did you hear about what happened?
Yeah her parents pulled a dirty Giuliana

by imtrying April 15, 2020

Dirty Madeleine

An absolute breather of a girl, up for any challenge, anytime and anywhere. She will sicken you with her fierce dance moves when the DNB bangers come on. Highly likely that she is the love child of Andy C and Mackey G. During lockdown you can find her making tik toks and streaming 12hr live sets by Jauz.

Did you see that girl dancing during sasasas set at Tomorrowland? YES, dirty Madeleine moves for sure.

What's her name? DIRTY MADELEINE she likes BIG DIRTY STINKING BASE

by Maddogdacar April 19, 2020

The Dirty Ralphs

The Dirty Ralphs are a group of awesome guys in Beta Theta Pi that put the social and "fratty" aspects of a fraternity in Beta. The Dirty Ralphs are the most social group of guys in the fraternity and often regarded as the most fun.

Hey, I heard you were going with a Beta to formal, is he part of The Dirty Ralphs?

by The Dirty Ralphs April 10, 2013