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Dirty Stollings 

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.
Dirty Stollings by DanielDbag March 9, 2020

Dirty Katja 

A dirty Katja is when the female starts to talk about astrology or her feelings during heavy sexual intercourse.
"Man, she really pulled a Dirty Katja on me last night!"

Dirty Giuliana 

When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole
Did you hear about what happened?
Yeah her parents pulled a dirty Giuliana
Dirty Giuliana by imtrying April 15, 2020

Dirty benny 

The act of inserting a toothbrush up ones anus
Hey man my little bro pulled a dirty Benny on himself last night. That kid is screwed up!
Dirty benny by Maximus paddus April 16, 2020

Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
Dirty Marian by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty Vladimir

When one guy has a sexual inter corse with two smoking hot females while drinking a gallon of White Russian and using borsch for lubrication.
Girls are you willing to be a little risky tonight and try a Dirty Vladimir?