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Baby Daddy

Some broke ass dude who knocked you up and once he found out he couldn't be found. Don't pay no child support, hasn't EVER seen the kid, and damn sure don't see you! BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND HIM!!
My baby daddy hasn't been seen or heard from since I was 7 months along.
by Jacqulyn October 11, 2006
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Daddy Helms

A sexy young man, usually a master of instruments, specifically saxophone
Omg is that a Daddy Helms or what
by Clarinet02 October 31, 2018
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Killer Daddy

An unknown online cs 1.6 player that is said to have been never defeated in a fight...or as the rumors say.

- I really dont think this is true because ive played cs 1.6 for a long time and have never encountered ny1 by this name, but for some reason i keep hearing from all these people about this player (i sereously feel like pwning this guy... im so fukin pissed that hes so well known).

- So Killerdaddy, if ur lisnin 2 this when we meet, im ready 2 pwn u ,cuz im a well known fighter as well.
Heres an example of someone talking 2 me about the so called unbeatable Killer Daddy

Saboteur: hey flamoe
Flamoe: wah
Saboteur: u heard of killerdaddy?
Flamoe: no
Saboteur: u shud fight him, that guys fukin sick
Flamoe: pfft...yeah right
by FLAMOE January 16, 2008
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Clapping daddy's

The act of sneaking up on a male friend and reaching down and clapping their testicles, thus clapping their daddy's. Usually the daddy clapper is heterosexual. Most adolescents are known to use this as a hazing ritual. Most common in the USA.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that mike clapped joe's daddy's on the church retreat?
Person 2: Yeah man! He's got a nasty testicular torsion that'll last a month!
Person 1: Clapping daddy's are so fun!
by willspon18 December 15, 2016
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ok daddy

To say yes in a manner that truly shows your respect and fucking mega balling fury to those that have asked something of you.
"When I asked my friend if he'd break into that douchebag's house to get me a new VCR, he was a total ok daddy about it."
by T Schwartz July 6, 2017
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hoochie daddy shorts

Really short man shorts worn by dads
He was out there wearing those hoochie daddy shorts
by BlaccBo Duke May 29, 2022
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Daddy long Legs

A sexual position that, when successfully achieved, results in universal bragging rights.

While fornicating with a young woman, pull her to the edge of the bed in a missionary position, with legs hanging off the edge of the bed. Proceed to enter her while standing on the floor to get her and yourself limbered up, which will be necessary to achieve the position.

Instruct your sexual teammate to anchor herself to the bed by reaching behind her head and latching the sheets, and proceed to step one foot all the way up on the mattress. Once balanced, make an athletic leap and place your second food up on the edge of the bed. Your man ass should now be gloriously fluttering 4-6 feet above floor level, depending on your mattress height, while your legs should have achieved an extremely low sumo-style squat. Your partners legs will be poking into the air and can be grabbed for balance and more control, similar to the levers used to control a construction crane.

The position is named "Daddy Long legs" due to the mass of tangled arms and legs now jiggling in the air, while your ass is dancing up and down as you struggle against gravity and mattress springs while trying to impress your date.
Well I tried the daddy long legs but the girl's grip wasn't tight enough when I went to plant the second leg. My other foot slipped and my still-inserted penis acted as a medieval trebuchet and launched us both into the wall behind me.
by GreenEggsNGraham August 12, 2011
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