David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011

David Bellamy

Larger version of Bill Oddie. Beardy Weirdy. Got banned from TV after getting really angry and denying global warming was happening, may also have dropped some F-bombs on kids TV and made them cry.

Mum, David Bellamy's on TV harrassing little kids about global warming again.

by JT Down Under May 24, 2006

davidangel

The funniest, most entertaining, youtuber out there. Creates honest videos that make a large audience laugh. Never change, X.

Every video that "X" or "davidangel" has ever made.

by Xylen343 July 29, 2011

Davis

A nice friend that will always have your back. Make you laugh when you're down or just make you smile. 😄. Smart, different (in a good way). A close best friend. Also, LOVES Texas A&M

Davis best friends for life!!

by Warris May 8, 2018

David

David is a great friend, and is very kind towards others. He is a hard worker, and will give all of his strength to achieve any given goal. David is surrounded by many caring people, who would do almost anything for him. Although he is lost in life, and is unsure what he will do with his future, What is most important to David is family, friends, and love. One thing you’ll get to know quickly about David is that he knows how to party!

1: Wow, that dude’s got Iron lungs.
2: Yeah, he’s my buddy David.
1: He sure can hold his breath!

by adtron January 30, 2019

the david coperfield

While having sex with your girlfriend from behind you call up a friend and have him come to your house and take over for you without your girlfriend knowing, then you run around to the window outside and wave to your girlfriend.

Taylor: "Dude last night i gave my girl the david coperfield, it was great"
Alex: "STOP LYING YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Taylor: *crys*

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

dr jonathan davis

An amazing talent. A cross between the lead singer of Korn and a young retired millionaire doctor. He boldly goes where no one should. His demeanor is that of a 14 year old, yet he is sly as a fox and can be as dangerous as a yak in heat. Beware ladies and gentlemen you have been warned.

I want to be as awesome as Dr Jonathan Davis, but I'm only a human.

by Bob Smith69 December 18, 2009