Cooked

a way to describe something , or a person ugly .

'' aye foo she cooked asfff''

by nlv.vale June 22, 2024

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Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?

Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.

Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?

by DR Tipple September 05, 2021

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when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

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*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”

As he plants a Woodstock.

I think Milo has cooked it

by 98ammms January 25, 2022

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A synonym for correct or good/just-right.

Me: Maybe you could go to the beach?
You: Yeah, I think I will. That feels cooked!

by Slayer9000 October 07, 2023

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He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

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Cooked; washed ,fucked. if you’re doing somthing stupid it means you’re cooked. If your in a tricky or bad situation then would be

Random Donny: what happened fam

Cooked Donny: I dropped the zoot Down the

drain

Random donny: your cooked

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