Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 26, 2009

clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say

girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …

by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.

Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!

by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023

Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022