Barncicle Cleaner

When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.

Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.

by tito chavez June 13, 2006

Cleveland Fudge Sicle

freezing your own turd then having someone give it head

it took my wife all night to finish the Cleveland Fudge Sicle I whipped her up for dessert

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

Cleveland Browns

1. Pathetic excuse for an NFL franchise.

2. A team of NFL football players who suffer from "Superbowlphobia".

Guy one: "Hey, did you hear how the Cleveland Browns couldn't get into there own stadium last week?"
Guy two: "No. Why's that? Were they locked out?"
Guy one: "Oh no, someone just painted a goal line over the door."

by squrillyboy September 12, 2009

Bohemian Tongue cleaner

Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.

bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.

by joey smokesz July 24, 2009

Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009

Cleveland, TN

made famous by kenny chesney in his song 'anything but mine'. 20-25 minutes east of chattanooga. also referred to sarcastically as 'cle-vegas', due to the lack of entertainment in this town. local highschool/college kids drive around for hours on weekends what is called 'the L', a stretch of main road just off the interstate the resembles the letter l. entertainment ammenties include a two screen theatre that used to be a porn theatre, walmart, and lee university.

There's always something to do in good ol' Cle-Vegas!
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?

by Luke Duke dood October 14, 2005

Cleveland steamer

When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.

That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.

by TheBig Lebowski August 1, 2009