French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”

by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025

cannon friend

Chinese slang for friends with benefits.

She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship

by mygodmike May 24, 2023

Cat Cannon

A Cat Cannon is a creation in GDevelop that is absolutely genious.

That cat cannon shoots tons of cats

by Patriciagerdaobesitas June 2, 2023

silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Cocaine cannon

Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.

I met this Ole girl at the bar last night and did a cocaine cannon straight from her fart box.

by HookerHuey June 9, 2024

Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage

"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"

by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024