cancer

Cancer is a condition where cells in a specific part of the body grow and reproduce uncontrollably. The cancerous cells can invade and destroy surrounding healthy tissue, including organs.

Cancer sometimes begins in one part of the body before spreading to other areas. This process is known as metastasis.

More than 1 in 3 people will develop some form of cancer during their lifetime. In the UK, the 4 most common types of cancer are:

breast cancer
lung cancer

prostate cancer

bowel cancer
There are more than 200 different types of cancer, and each is diagnosed and treated in a particular way. You can find links on this page to information about other types of cancer.
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Keyboard Cancer

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.
Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.
by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024
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Corona Cancer

What King Charles has
We want to wish the king a good recovery from his corona cancer.
by Nanabozhoo February 5, 2024
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Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.
1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.
by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017
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cancer buddies

2 people that have the same bestfriend but then they both have or had cancer
by Liddy6263 December 5, 2018
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Cancer

I have cancer
“I thought you were a Aries?! How’d you change your zodiac???”
by EmoDeadFaggot February 18, 2023
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