Spencer Canadian

Spencer:
A kind of man that likes anal sex why'll screaming "OMG BUTT SECKS" while receiving. Can be used in many different adverbs, nouns and more.

I.E.

Wendy: PLEASE SIR. Call me Wendy!
Spencer Gaynadian: Mmmm alright, but I must pretend your a man... but anyways... "WANT TO SPENCER?LOLOLOL"

Or

French Guy: Votre un espece de morceau de chie votre Nova Scotia.
Spencer: I DONT CARE YOU FUCKING FRENCH FUCK, I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE FISHING OFF THE COAST MAKING MINIMUM WAGE LOLOL OWNED n00b
French Guy: Bout muet.
Spencer: What the fuck did you say to me bitch? I will fuck yo ass up wit ma fishing motha fuckin poll nigga.
French Guy: Spencer le Canadien va spencer vous.

Spencer Canadian for you folks.

by RyanOwnage101 December 11, 2008

Canadian Drive-by

Any hockey-related gangbang fantasy. usually referring to a group of hockey players, or people dressed in hockey uniforms, who fuck one girl one at a time. they stand in line until it is their turn.

holy shit i went to a canadian drive-by last night. it was weird as hell.

by theriderofthepalehorse October 12, 2008

Canadian Teen

A new-wave of webcam chick from Canada.

Sweet Dominic was yet another Canadian Teen on the net.

by <insert> October 2, 2004

Canadian History

Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).

Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).

by Modern Canadian Historian February 5, 2010

Canadian Cannoli

The act of one man ejaculating deep into a Canadian man's colon.

Damn, Seijinn just gave Salty Roast a Canadian Cannoli.

by Seij July 30, 2009

Canadian Cracker

The name of the act of when a man ejaculates onto a woman's or another man's back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Todd: I found a Canadian Cracker porno, it was horrible.

Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!

by Yashimi June 1, 2011

canadian hotbox

The act of taking a large dookie in someone's car on a hot day without them knowing. The next morning when they go to open the car they will be met with the stench of death and your beautiful rectum delight.

I woke up this morning to go to work and somebody canadian hotboxed me!

by 7SevenKevin7 December 14, 2014