Big crackhead culture
A mom (Jin), and a dad (RM)
With three kids: Taehyung, Jungkook & Jimin
An uncle (J-Hope)
And a grandpa (Suga)
A mom (Jin), and a dad (RM)
With three kids: Taehyung, Jungkook & Jimin
An uncle (J-Hope)
And a grandpa (Suga)
(A story from the Bts family)
Jin: Oh fuck i lost Taehyung
RM: Just call him
Jin *inhales*: TAEHYUNG WE BOUGHT A NEW GUCCI BAG
Tae, ottanowhere: I have that already
Jin: Oh fuck i lost Taehyung
RM: Just call him
Jin *inhales*: TAEHYUNG WE BOUGHT A NEW GUCCI BAG
Tae, ottanowhere: I have that already
by Jhopes wife February 10, 2019
by infinite x official July 13, 2022
A world dominating Kpop group with seven ✨HOT✨🥵 members who all dance and sing and or rap RrRrrrRap monstAaa World wide handsome. lil meow meow. Hobi Chim Chim. Tae. Goldon maknae
by KpopBTSTXT July 08, 2021
7 beautiful, hot, god-like idiots that ruined my life and is the cause of why my wallet is friggen SCREAMING at me. Members consists of;
Jin: aka the mama bird of the group, a fab princess, mr. Worldwide handsome, windshield laugh.
Suga: also known as Agust D, 'INFIRES', gon' wreck you up with that tongue technology
J-Hope: has nicknames such as J-horse, J-nope and J-dope. And also, Hobi and sunshine. He is also the embodiment of the freaking SUN.
RM/Rapmon: god of destruction, dada bird, leadermon. the most responsible of the group tbh. Done with BTS' english. Ships Yoonmin af
Jimin: PROTECT THIS BABY OMG I SWEAR TO GOD- *ahem* i mean.. A beautiful boy that has the dancing and vocal skills of a god, short, also known as ChimChim (thanks Tony), Mochi, and Christian ChimChim. Has no jams. The jibooty bish-
V: Has a voice lower than my grades. Sweet boi his grandparents died recently ;-; is the world's #1 most handsome person, GOOFY AF
Jungkook: the golden Maknae, annoys his hyungs, a cute-handsome bun. Somehow talented at 95% of the things he does. Makes fun of Jimin for his height but has a soft side for him-
Jin: aka the mama bird of the group, a fab princess, mr. Worldwide handsome, windshield laugh.
Suga: also known as Agust D, 'INFIRES', gon' wreck you up with that tongue technology
J-Hope: has nicknames such as J-horse, J-nope and J-dope. And also, Hobi and sunshine. He is also the embodiment of the freaking SUN.
RM/Rapmon: god of destruction, dada bird, leadermon. the most responsible of the group tbh. Done with BTS' english. Ships Yoonmin af
Jimin: PROTECT THIS BABY OMG I SWEAR TO GOD- *ahem* i mean.. A beautiful boy that has the dancing and vocal skills of a god, short, also known as ChimChim (thanks Tony), Mochi, and Christian ChimChim. Has no jams. The jibooty bish-
V: Has a voice lower than my grades. Sweet boi his grandparents died recently ;-; is the world's #1 most handsome person, GOOFY AF
Jungkook: the golden Maknae, annoys his hyungs, a cute-handsome bun. Somehow talented at 95% of the things he does. Makes fun of Jimin for his height but has a soft side for him-
Me: ...i-i.. *SCREE* THIS MV IS FABULOUS
Non-army friend: what are you so excited about?
Me: BTS just released the official MV for Idol!! OMG I'M SOO EXCITED!
Friend: what the hell is BTS?
Me: .....child, come, i'll teach you the ways of an ARMY and all the information about the 7 gods that ruined my life and broke my wallet but in a positive way.
Non-army friend: what are you so excited about?
Me: BTS just released the official MV for Idol!! OMG I'M SOO EXCITED!
Friend: what the hell is BTS?
Me: .....child, come, i'll teach you the ways of an ARMY and all the information about the 7 gods that ruined my life and broke my wallet but in a positive way.
by AShatteredHope 303 August 26, 2018
a group full of memes and members.
Jin, 1992
Suga, 1993
J-Hope, 1994
RM/Rap Monster, 1994
Jimin, 1995
V, 1995
Jungkook/JK/Kookie, 1997
Jin, 1992
Suga, 1993
J-Hope, 1994
RM/Rap Monster, 1994
Jimin, 1995
V, 1995
Jungkook/JK/Kookie, 1997
BTS SHIPS ARE DISGUSTING
by igotitallHANDLED June 08, 2022
BTS outsold every single one of your favs😍
First korean boy band to make history and turn their company broke into 💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💰BTS>>>you
BTS>>your s/o
First korean boy band to make history and turn their company broke into 💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💰BTS>>>you
BTS>>your s/o
-7 normal boys from Korea
-say something wrong about them, consider yourself dead
-Don't say anything bad about them
-I repeat, if you want to live, don't...
-say something wrong about them, consider yourself dead
-Don't say anything bad about them
-I repeat, if you want to live, don't...
a person with mental problems: BTS look like girls, they all look the same.
Tomorrows news: **A dead body found with a total of 19 stabs in the heart and 2 stabs in the brain, we are trying to solve this problem**
ARMY's :))))))))))
Tomorrows news: **A dead body found with a total of 19 stabs in the heart and 2 stabs in the brain, we are trying to solve this problem**
ARMY's :))))))))))
by TanTanthebear November 29, 2021