Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.

Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!

by Deez_250 December 3, 2024

blumpkin

a pet name for a very good dog

i cant wait to see my blumpkin

by xxnationerxx May 29, 2021

Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.

Charlene gave John rooftop blumpkin.

by GutCassidy February 4, 2025

Cyber Blumpkin

The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.

Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.

by JaemX December 12, 2012

blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.

Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?

by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018

Blumpkin

An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.

"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".

by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022