Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.

I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023

red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Evil Blumpkin

When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.

Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.

by Yippyman December 5, 2024

Alpha Zombie Blumpkin

A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later

Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.

by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.

Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.

by Dinglebear April 30, 2022