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Quakering blowjob

he wanted a peaceful,tranquil.. blow job. as he found it to be like mass as she knelled onto her knee's. all pray for those on their knees at his bedroom alter. Amen together it's makes " Quakering blowjob". all those worship in praise..master.
Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.
by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018
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blowjob token

Referring to the shape of Ecstasy Pills (MDMA) and what they induce for women
"Gave her just one fuckin half a blowjob token dude..."
'and it was just done?"
"She went home with a pearl necklace, after Coachella day2, I'll tell ya that..."
by Dankachung August 13, 2017
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Virgin’s blowjob

When you nut in a girls mouth and before she spits/swallows says thank you and all of your cum drips down her chin.
Last night my gf did Virgin’s blowjob and my cum dripped don to her tits and it was fucking hilarious.
by TheAllKnowingDuck May 8, 2018
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shit blowjob

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then asking for a blow job
Jack: Can you give me a shit blowjob
Mia: Yes baby
by bajhur_god September 13, 2020
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farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
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Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow
by Dus71n March 8, 2023
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Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.
by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021
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