"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
Get the Blind Date mug.When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."
You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
Get the Reading Blindness mug.When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...
by Stefanie Durham January 14, 2011
Get the blinded by clarity mug.When someone perceives all actions of another race as bad and/or evil regardless of reality. This could also be considered violently racist. People who are blindly racist are unable to find fault in their own actions towards others of a different race.
Through Blind Racism, the man saw no fault in his own actions as he executed an innocent man of a different race.
by Lucifina Nightinger February 8, 2023
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Get the Healing the blind mug.like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 30, 2024
Get the male-pattern blindness mug.Is the act of smearing habanero sauce on your elbow and farting, after the female person comes in the act of sex.
Last night I did the blind corner. I smeared Habanero sauce on my elbow, after my girlfriend came I dropped one.
by Maximumperformance April 26, 2017
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