doesn't come to my birthday parties 

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.

Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.

doesn't come to my birthday parties by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010

Polish Birthday 

A birthday that lasts for more than one day...ie: several days

I got into an argument with my girlfriend and I couldn't celebrate my birthday for five days..it was like a Polish birthday gone awry!

Polish Birthday by Druke1588 June 16, 2011

it's your birthday

A lyric from 50 Cent's (from G-Unit) song In Da Club. It is now used as a term of endearment between homies.

Lyric: Go shorety, its your birthday, we gon party like its your bitheday.

Endearment:
Homy 1: Aight man, peace
Homy 2: Yea, its your birthday!
Homy 1: Thanks man.

it's your birthday by Yo Mama's Pork March 26, 2004

Happy Birthday  

The act of taking your cum or sexual juices and slapping the person with it while exclaiming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

Drew gave me the best Happy Birthday last night. It was really wet!

Happy Birthday by neverlie October 13, 2008

mexican birthday cake 

The act of eating several helpings of beans and deficating them on somebodys person.

I gave Sherry a mexican birthday cake and she was delighted to receive it.

mexican birthday cake by scott negley March 25, 2007

Happy Birthday 

Having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is giving birth. This could or could not result in possible intercourse with the new born. It must take place after the woman's water has broken and should be celebrated as the first birthday present the baby receives.

"Dude, whats wrong with your baby's face?"
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."

"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."

Happy Birthday by jfacefive August 23, 2011

Destination Birthday

Similar to a destination wedding, it is a place picked by the birthday boy/girl that requires their guests to give up their week, their income and their lives...for the sole purpose of showering the Birthday boy/girl with inappropriate praise.

Hey Guys, I'm super excited for my birthday party today. I sure hope you can make it. It's a Destination Birthday in Honduras!!! I've checked Air Honduras and ticket prices are below $1500 roundtrip, please check the Birthday Registry.

Destination Birthday by jackbarron February 7, 2011