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gamer girlfriend

The holy grail of girlfriends you love her she loves you but will leave you for master chief in a second
(You) Playing Xbox with ma gamer girlfriend

(Your friend) you wish

(You) STOP JUDGING ME!!!
by Pillow man September 4, 2015
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national do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday of the month is National do whatever your girlfriend says day. Girls get ready to tell your boyfriends what to do.
Guy 1: What are you doing Saturday?
Guy 2: I don't know whatever my girlfriend wants me to do.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
guy 1: Oh ok damn sorry bud.
by Batman0909 October 4, 2020
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Boyfriend girlfriend

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes
Boyfriend girlfriend😡👿😈
by Americans are evils November 20, 2017
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Lazy Girlfriend

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.
Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008
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The perfect girlfriend

by Saikosu August 5, 2017
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Girlfriend

Similar to calling 'shotgun' in a vehicle, but rather than just the front seat, the one who calls 'girlfriend' sits in the middle of the front seat.
Driver: ok, let's get going!
Person one: I call Shotgun!!
Person two: Then I call girlfriend! (Thus securing a seat in the front)
by Timbit625 October 10, 2008
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