bed head

When your too tired to get up, you have your wife bring it to you in bed. For example, breakfast in bed, only much more awesome to wake up to.

Dude, this morning, i just woke up and found Mary giving me bed head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

Shit the bed

when an event has occured in which is surprising your distressing, a way to express your feelings.

m****y got laid, shit the bed!

by n.martin April 28, 2004

chicken in my bed

Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction

Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!

by NAMBLA LOVER 6969 May 17, 2007

Bed Gypsy

A person who roams the bed, sporadically or habitually, awake or asleep.

Leslie: Sweetheart, you kept me awake last night because you were moving around so much.

Dan: I just couldn't get in the zone, sorry for being a bed gypsy.

by Snoresalot June 10, 2009

bed-in

a sex session in which several partners take part.

Let's have a bed-in.

by uttam maharjan March 13, 2010

No head, no bed

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.

Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.

by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011