California Home Fries

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.
I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.
by Sport April 18, 2006
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Can I get fries with that

A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"
She wanted me to fuck her, but I just asked her, "Can I get fries with that?"
by NWA10000 January 16, 2015
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a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.
" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."
by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009
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fried green tomatoes

To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion,
or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.
"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"

or:

"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"
by xvrider December 27, 2006
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kentucky fried nigger tits

Henry: *leg snaps off* KENTUCKY FRIED NIGGER TITS that really fucking hurt. omfg get a doctor.
by f00l April 24, 2008
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five guys burgers and fries

A heterosexual female or homosexual male who is both obese and promiscuous. “Five guys” refers to the servicing of many men, and “burgers and fries” refers to all the fatty food they eat.
Brenda really makes the rounds whenever she’s not stuffing down cheese and charcuterie plates. She’s no stranger to the biscuit tin and no stranger to the sausage bin. Five guys burgers and fries!
by Nicholas D February 24, 2022
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