Balloon-Tail Nipple

When the nipple you're currently sucking on is so saggy and lifeless, that it feels like you're sucking on the tail of a deflated balloon.

Redneck Billy : "Girl yo mama got some massive jugs. But why do you have a Balloon-Tail Nipple? Like bitch what are you adopted or something?"
His Cousin Sister : "Nah I'm just lactose-intolerant."

by Enlightening type beat! May 29, 2021

balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021

Balloon in the sky

When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!

There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.

by Tron, I fight for the users! June 2, 2021

Baitlon

an egg
derived from Baitlog

Baitlon likes to suck

by Ryuuuuuuuuuu June 8, 2021

Balloon Popper Syndrome

Also known as, BPS, is when people comment or create situations that selfishly deflate the enjoyment of others due to overbearing and/or self imposed righteousness.

Yo, that pissed off bruh is the poster child for Balloon Popper Syndrome.

by WisestWords June 18, 2021

balloonfromii

user on TikTok that EXPOSED ME. for saying smth about paintbrush by beloved.. uhh yeah..

THEY’RE A MUTUAL THAT JUDGES PEOPLE W/ ME BC ITS FUNNY ANDDDD they’re ok.. ig..

hey you know balloonfromii?

yeah the person that EXPOSED BALD TOKO.

by paintbrushesbeloved July 27, 2021

Ballon Knot

A butthole on a person or animal.

Tommy and Johnny like to tickle each other in the Ballon Knot

by Average Adult August 4, 2021